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Cat: Relationships
Tilte: 6 Double Vodkas
Joke:
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."<br />
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The barman says "Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day."<br />
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"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."<br />
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The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"<br />
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On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.<br />
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The bartender says "Geez! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?".<br />
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Cat: Religious
Tilte: I'll have nun of that!
Joke:
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?", he asked.<br />
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"Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." Sister Susan explained, matter-of-factly.<br />
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A month or so later the Father noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?", he asked again.<br />
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"Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." She replied again.<br />
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A few months later the Father noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carraige in the convent.<br />
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He leaned over and looked in the carraige and said -<br />
"What a cute little fart!"
Cat: Gender Slam
Tilte: Lost Chapter In GENESIS....
Joke:
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"<br />
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.<br />
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.<br />
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He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you.<br />
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She will always agree with every decision you make.<br />
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She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.<br />
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She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.<br />
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She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.<br />
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Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"<br />
God replied, "An arm and a leg."<br />
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Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"<br />
The rest is history...
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