Page 12 from War and Peace, or page 97 from The Great Gatsby?

Does it matter what kind of pen I use? Real paper, or papyrus? And does Google have a penalty for the type of pages in the spiral notebook, that tear off into fuzzies?

Does Shakespeare have a bunch of really high PageRanks because of the age of his domain? If so, how do I talk that guy into a link? He's pretty greedy about those, won't even answer my emails!

Lol ahahahha. Very creative : P.

Originally Posted by Learning Newbie

If so, how do I talk that guy into a link? He's pretty greedy about those, won't even answer my emails!

That's because he never really existed, he was just a persona created by a minor court functionary to protect his identity. So the end result of emailing him is equivalent to emailing Google and expecting a reply.

Woah! You know why Google doesn't answer my emails, too? Every day I send them a note saying "I wonder what so and so is doing. You guys are organizing all the world's information, help me out here" and they never answer! They don't call, they don't write, I'm beginning to think they don't love me!