How do I rank #1 for

**Learning Newbie** · 03-04-2008, 08:26 PM

"How do I rank #1"? I figure once I get to the top of the list I'll sell an EBook for $99.99 and tell people "Your goal is to be so busy you don't have time for SEO".

**manishkapoor1** · 03-10-2008, 12:48 PM

It takes time and lots of effort on your side to rank No. 1 in google. You have to do on page optimization and offpage optimization. Link building and anchor text in link is important factor in getting top rank not only in google but almost all major search engines.

**rolda hayes** · 03-10-2008, 12:54 PM

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I'll sell an EBook for $99.99

Can I Pre-order one now to get in there before everyone else??!!

**ADAM Web Design** · 03-10-2008, 06:10 PM

The key to ranking #1 on the phrase "How to Rank #1" is to tell everyone how you ranked #1 for the phrase "How to Rank #1", and provide lots of testimonials from people whose names also match their initials (e.g. A.S. from Toronto) so that people know you're legitimate.

If you really want to impress people and use full names in testimonials, try to select the names of dead African dictators (the registrar Dodora used to do this back in the day) and then you'll be even better.

Oh...and don't forget to mention buzzwords at every possible opportunity. You know, like "do onpage optimization and offpage optimization" and "link building" and "two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun."

**ddvvns** · 04:16 PM

there is nothing easier then knowing what to do.

Pick your keyword
Run the search
record who is at the top
check current number one search engine saturation and number and quality of backlinks
do more then current number one

By following the above steps you will get to top position in any keyword search.

Just that simple...

Val
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**carleasing2007** · 03-11-2008, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ADAM Web Design

If you really want to impress people and use full names in testimonials, try to select the names of dead African dictators (the registrar Dodora used to do this back in the day) and then you'll be even better.

You gave me an idea right there.. LOL.

**God Of War** · 03-11-2008, 10:01 AM

You can use all strategy like key word analysis, Link building, On-page Optimization, Directory submission, Blog submission & many more. But the mater is not only get I-st rank, you should keep your position & possession.

Then only you can achieve more. For that you need to work with happy.

God Of War.

**Learning Newbie** · 03-11-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ADAM Web Design

If you really want to impress people and use full names in testimonials, try to select the names of dead African dictators (the registrar Dodora used to do this back in the day) and then you'll be even better.

Dude!! How did you know my uncle was the recently dead dictator of Nigeria? If you already know about his $54 million I'm gonna be shocked.

**VirtuosiMedia** · 03:04 PM

Simple. Add the "Customize Google" FireFox extension. Do a search for "How do I rank #1" in Google. Then customize the page and put yourself in at number one. You can download the extension here: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/743

Honest, this has to be the best SEO tool EVER! I don't know why everyone isn't using it.

**rolda hayes** · 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ddvvns

there is nothing easier then knowing what to do.

Pick your keyword
Run the search
record who is at the top
check current number one search engine saturation and number and quality of backlinks
do more then current number one

By following the above steps you will get to top position in any keyword search.

Just that simple...

Val

Prove it...

Give us 1 example where your "simple method" has worked...

**ADAM Web Design** · 03-11-2008, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Learning Newbie

Dude!! How did you know my uncle was the recently dead dictator of Nigeria? If you already know about his $54 million I'm gonna be shocked.

Dude, no way! I'm the new trustee of his estate! I just have to send $500 cash to Lagos and all will be well.

**MrCat** · 03-11-2008, 06:40 PM

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"Your goal is to be so busy you don't have time for SEO".

LOLS

**DjiXas** · 03-13-2008, 12:32 PM

Just links building and some basic SEO tips

**ADAM Web Design** · 03-13-2008, 03:34 PM

This is going to turn into one of those surreal threads full of bad advice by SEO wannabes who completely miss the point.

On the bright side, it's a great way to weed out the terminally ignorant.

**VirtuosiMedia** · 03-13-2008, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ADAM Web Design

terminally ignorant

So wait...ignorance isn't bliss?

**jamestl2** · 03-13-2008, 05:16 PM

It shouldn't be too hard

. There's only five occurrences of that phrase in Google for me:
http://www.google.com/search?num=50&...22&btnG=Search

**Learning Newbie** · 03-13-2008, 05:20 PM

Ack! And our beloved forum is #4 in the list!

03-04-2008, 08:26 PM	#1 (permalink) How do I rank #1 for
Learning Newbie Moderator Latest Blog Post: My Favorite Isaac Asimov Story Posts: 4,053 Name: John Alexander Talkupation:	"How do I rank #1"? I figure once I get to the top of the list I'll sell an EBook for $99.99 and tell people "Your goal is to be so busy you don't have time for SEO". __________________ HungarianNotation is the last resort of scoundrels. Why not the first resort? That's where it counts!

03-10-2008, 12:48 PM	#2 (permalink) Re: How do I rank #1 for
manishkapoor1 Super Talker Posts: 132 Name: Manish Kapoor Location: India Talkupation:	It takes time and lots of effort on your side to rank No. 1 in google. You have to do on page optimization and offpage optimization. Link building and anchor text in link is important factor in getting top rank not only in google but almost all major search engines. __________________ Sweet Text Messages And Sayings , MBA Colleges In India , Happy Birthday SMS , Miss U SMS, Naughty

03-10-2008, 06:10 PM	#4 (permalink) Re: How do I rank #1 for
ADAM Web Design Canadastaninianite Latest Blog Post: A Strange Forum Policy: The Boutique Board Posts: 5,947 Name: Adam for web page design, not program Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Talkupation:	The key to ranking #1 on the phrase "How to Rank #1" is to tell everyone how you ranked #1 for the phrase "How to Rank #1", and provide lots of testimonials from people whose names also match their initials (e.g. A.S. from Toronto) so that people know you're legitimate. If you really want to impress people and use full names in testimonials, try to select the names of dead African dictators (the registrar Dodora used to do this back in the day) and then you'll be even better. Oh...and don't forget to mention buzzwords at every possible opportunity. You know, like "do onpage optimization and offpage optimization" and "link building" and "two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun." __________________ Search Engine Friendly Layouts \| Walk on My Path (my blog) eBay Caters to Content Thieves (with proof)

03-11-2008, 05:16 AM	#5 (permalink) Re: How do I rank #1 for
ddvvns Experienced Talker Posts: 32 Name: Val Saidor Talkupation:	there is nothing easier then knowing what to do. Pick your keyword Run the search record who is at the top check current number one search engine saturation and number and quality of backlinks do more then current number one By following the above steps you will get to top position in any keyword search. Just that simple... Val < removed > Last edited by chrishirst : 03-11-2008 at 04:16 PM.

03-11-2008, 03:03 PM	#9 (permalink) Re: How do I rank #1 for
VirtuosiMedia Ultra Talker Latest Blog Post: Web Development Business Tips Posts: 368 Talkupation:	Simple. Add the "Customize Google" FireFox extension. Do a search for "How do I rank #1" in Google. Then customize the page and put yourself in at number one. You can download the extension here: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/743 Honest, this has to be the best SEO tool EVER! I don't know why everyone isn't using it. Last edited by VirtuosiMedia : 03-11-2008 at 03:04 PM.

03-11-2008, 10:01 AM	#7 (permalink) Re: How do I rank #1 for
God Of War Average Talker Posts: 20 Name: Clara Stel Location: UK Talkupation:	You can use all strategy like key word analysis, Link building, On-page Optimization, Directory submission, Blog submission & many more. But the mater is not only get I-st rank, you should keep your position & possession. Then only you can achieve more. For that you need to work with happy. God Of War.

03-13-2008, 12:32 PM	#13 (permalink) Re: How do I rank #1 for
DjiXas Average Talker Posts: 17 Talkupation:	Just links building and some basic SEO tips __________________ cPanel Web Hosting Download free Invision Power Board (IPB) and vBulletin Skins

03-13-2008, 03:34 PM	#14 (permalink) Re: How do I rank #1 for
ADAM Web Design Canadastaninianite Latest Blog Post: A Strange Forum Policy: The Boutique Board Posts: 5,947 Name: Adam for web page design, not program Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Talkupation:	This is going to turn into one of those surreal threads full of bad advice by SEO wannabes who completely miss the point. On the bright side, it's a great way to weed out the terminally ignorant. __________________ Search Engine Friendly Layouts \| Walk on My Path (my blog) eBay Caters to Content Thieves (with proof)

03-13-2008, 05:16 PM	#16 (permalink) Re: How do I rank #1 for
jamestl2 Hey..... Latest Blog Post: Living in Your Own Personal Hell Posts: 1,504 Name: James, if you couldn't tell from my username Talkupation:	It shouldn't be too hard . There's only five occurrences of that phrase in Google for me: http://www.google.com/search?num=50&...22&btnG=Search __________________ Read this if you are new. \| PageRank only applies to Web PAGES. *Conspiracy-Forums -* THE Place to discuss Conspiracies

03-13-2008, 05:20 PM	#17 (permalink) Re: How do I rank #1 for
Learning Newbie Moderator Latest Blog Post: My Favorite Isaac Asimov Story Posts: 4,053 Name: John Alexander Talkupation:	Ack! And our beloved forum is #4 in the list! __________________ HungarianNotation is the last resort of scoundrels. Why not the first resort? That's where it counts!

03-13-2008, 05:56 PM	#18 (permalink) Re: How do I rank #1 for
yankees51 Extreme Talker Posts: 159 Name: Darren Location: CT <