Well first off I would like to thank you for your analogies as they were completely useless. Second, if you really can't see, this is not a website selling pregnancy tests and giving women advise. Its clearly a web hosting template. I don't know of any web hosting sites out there that are pink!
Furthermore, if your going to speak on a public forum, I would first correct your English a bit more, because the whole "sex and lotion" analogy completely made no sense.
I am not knocking your post or nothing. However, if I really wanted marketing advise that I had to pay for, and come into your office with that horrible replacement for the English language and those ridiculous analogies....YOU would be the one with the atomic wedgie

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