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Old 07-14-2009, 04:58 PM Toplist of SEO content-is-king marketing strategy woohoo
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Okay, here's a list of all the leading ways idiots waste their time - if you want to just go after immediate unethical unsustainable unintelligent money, this is the toplist you've dreamed of - look at you drool...


1. Cliches
Okay - have cliches for breakfast. Sleep with them at night. Put them in your car, your desk, your computer, everywhere. Make cliches your twin personality. Cliches are what make the mainstream go round. Cliches are a pile of arse and thus are a thing you can rely on to make you aligned to the millions of idiots who are the people you want approval and cash from. Use cliches any way you can. If possible, even create businesses which are cliches. A good one is to call yourself an "SEO expert".


2. Contentless pages
Okay - make pages which have adverts on all sides, top bottom middle left right, and which have a full description of what would be on the page if it was already the page that you wanted them to see, rather than the one which, when they go to it, you'll be paid for sending them there - and put them on lots of domains and throw them into cyberspace and watch how over 10 years you can make as many of them as you like and they're all just rubbish and none of it ever really adds up to a great deal of money per person. But maybe you'd never find that out since you probably would never learn to make real money, sensible, scalable, undentable money.


3. Disregard the need for quality
Don't do unique things, don't try and "add" to society, don't produce things whose worth comes from the fact that you wasted your time doing them in order to achieve something in order to do something well. Corners are the luxury of hippy airy-fairy idealist academics, not business people with knife-wielding gun-toting babies to feed. Cut them all.


4. Use slave labour
Slave yourself, anyone you know, everyone, even the customer. Charge them for the carrier bag and don't realise that soon the government will make you release full prices of what you spend (and pass on) on carboard, plastic, foil and other packaging for your surplus rubbish goods you foist onto the already absurdly (nemesistically) obese growing "chunk" of westerners (soon 50%, give it a few years of eating all the leftover lard at walmart after the total meltdown hits "purple" alert level)

5. Hate intelligence
Actively despise those who put value and performance and integrity before such vital important godlike things as profit, power and prestige.



Well, that's the top 5. Maybe if I can tear myself away from not using online "social media" for the rest of my life I'll come back and add another 5 and make it a top ten.

Enjoy exploiting everyone at the real expense of nothing but your soul.
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:03 PM Re: Toplist of SEO content-is-king marketing strategy woohoo
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Well said...can't wait for the next five.
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Old 07-16-2009, 06:44 AM Re: Toplist of SEO content-is-king marketing strategy woohoo
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Thanks a bunch for the input. It sounds great


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Old 07-16-2009, 11:45 AM Re: Toplist of SEO content-is-king marketing strategy woohoo
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some strategies are unclear for me
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