Let me help you with my new brand of pink-hat SEO

**wayfarer07** · 10-15-2008, 10:38 AM

Pink-hat SEO is an exciting new technology. It is multi-platform, and will even work on Internet Explorer. It is very important to SEO for IE, Firefox, and even Opera.

Pink-hat technology is based on "stacking". We take your content and place it into many colors and sizes of hats, not just pink (rarely do we use black). We stack all of the hats together, like Russian-dolls, so that the content is only partially revealed. That way, Google is too confused to care, and so your traffic will multiply because of the increased multiplicity of the stacking.

Our fearless leader, whom we will not name, is also devising some special means to stop people from leaving once they are on your website. Not by improving the user experience (that would be too much work), but rather, by freezing up the browser so that you have to stick around. That will definitely cause your rankings to go up.

Pink-hat technology is free and open source. However, you are required to pay for it. If everyone contributes one-dollar, we 100% promise that you will be number one in Google (actually, number three is better). CP me and I'll tell you where to paypal it.

**HipHype** · 10-16-2008, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by wayfarer07

Our fearless leader, whom we will not name, is also devising some special means to stop people from leaving once they are on your website. Not by improving the user experience (that would be too much work), but rather, by freezing up the browser so that you have to stick around. That will definitely cause your rankings to go up.

what? you are going to freeze the user's browser just for them to stay longer... are you serious? that technique is definitely BLACK HAT...

This means you care less about anything just so your rankings go up...

**Brian07002** · 10-16-2008, 05:32 AM

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Our fearless leader, whom we will not name, is also devising some special means to stop people from leaving once they are on your website. Not by improving the user experience (that would be too much work), but rather, by freezing up the browser so that you have to stick around. That will definitely cause your rankings to go up.

You know, that sounds like an evil idea, but think of it..IT WON'T WORK! If you freeze their browser, they'll just do a c-a-d and back out of it, and never return.

**jabo** · 10-16-2008, 06:56 AM

Pink hat = black hat?

**HipHype** · 10-16-2008, 07:27 AM

I thought those who are pretending to be feminine are the ones considered pink hat? am I wrong?

**kidsnscience** · 10-16-2008, 08:12 AM

how much i help if i apply pint hat seo

**wayfarer07** · 10-16-2008, 10:53 AM

Some people's minds are like a frozen lake, on which ideas skim across, but never really penetrate. - famous quote by me.

**juliensimon** · 11:57 AM

I am speechless reading those comments.

You must have frozen my mouth as well.

**Learning Newbie** · 10-16-2008, 04:13 PM

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what? you are going to freeze the user's browser just for them to stay longer... are you serious? that technique is definitely BLACK HAT...

Nope. Definitely not in my super secret BLACK HAT book.

From the comments above, it looks like you need that hand painted sign that reads "THIS IS WHITE HAT".

**chrishirst** · 10-16-2008, 04:33 PM

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**wayfarer07** · 10-16-2008, 04:34 PM

Pink Hat SEO is the future.

**jamestl2** · 10-16-2008, 05:35 PM

How much must I pay for this wonderful Pink Hat Optimization Service?

**Brian07002** · 10-16-2008, 06:30 PM

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how much i help if i apply pint hat

your signature links open to webmaster-talk.com -- By the way I'll Thank Them For You

Thank you!

**wayfarer07** · 06:42 PM

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How much must I pay for this wonderful Pink Hat Optimization Service?

We will soon be an officially registered religion, and will expect you to pay 10% of your income please.

**Learning Newbie** · 10-16-2008, 06:37 PM

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How much must I pay for this wonderful Pink Hat Optimization Service?

One million dollars!

**wayfarer07** · 10-16-2008, 06:44 PM

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You must spread some Talkupation around before giving it to Learning Newbie again.

Darn you Webmaster-Talk!

**jamestl2** · 10-16-2008, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Learning Newbie

One million dollars!

Are you sure it's not suppose to be:

One hundred billion dollars!!!?

That'll eventually be 10% of my total income

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You must spread some Talkupation around before giving it to Learning Newbie again.

Darn you Webmaster-Talk!

I'm encountering that SAME issue

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**juliensimon** · 10-16-2008, 07:19 PM

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I'm encountering that SAME issue

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Yup, same problem here. I need to find more people that I like

**ballhit** · 10-17-2008, 07:07 AM

I think users will be mad if their browser would freeze after viewing a website and probably would never come back again to that particular site

**chrishirst** · 10-17-2008, 07:20 AM

ball ....

missed!