I want to make money doing SEO. I don't really know anything about it, but I have all the buzz words nailed. How do I get my company's page as the top result on all the SE's?

Sorry to break the bad news to you but if you have to ask and your saying you dont know anything about it they your not really in a position to open a SEO company now are you?

Its exactly why SEO has such a bad name for its self to many people open SEO companys when they know nothing about SEO work.

Originally Posted by johneva

Sorry to break the bad news to you but if you have to ask and your saying you dont know anything about it they your not really in a position to open a SEO company now are you?

But I know all the buzz words.

Thats no grounds to open a company though is it, if you had told me you had already made some off your own site and got them to rank high in many competative search terms, then I would say all the best mate give it ago but your asking how to get a site to rank well because you want to open a SEO company cos you know the buzz words.

It's kinda like saying I am going to drive in F1 cos I know the rules.

If you dont know what your doing and have to ask how to do it then you can safely say your not ready to make your own company doing the work, as I already said thats exactly why SEO has such a bad name to many people jump in making their own company taking on clients when they dont have a clue what they are doing.

Learn the trade then think about making your own company not the other way around.

Originally Posted by aschwa

But I know all the buzz words.

You know the buzz words? Great, set up a site and get started! You know as much as most SEO's already know. You should do well...

Originally Posted by seolman

You know the buzz words? Great, set up a site and get started! You know as much as most SEO's already know. You should do well...

I'm going to have all my clients link to one another. And I'll have them spam every image's alt tags with misleading key word-laden descriptions. I'm going to make million$.

Originally Posted by aschwa

I'm going to have all my clients link to one another. And I'll have them spam every image's alt tags with misleading key word-laden descriptions. I'm going to make million$.

Now you've got it! Now...go back to Digital Point and keep soaking up these keys to success...

johneva: I think you missed Alan's deeper point here.

Alan, you've forgotten the key thing, though: the key is to say that you're a whitehat. That automatically makes you a whitehat and ethical. Join Spham and make sure to Spham a whole bunch of articles that self-promoting vested-interest hosebags write, so that you can fit in too. Social Media = SEO 2.0.

Originally Posted by ADAM Web Design

the key is to say that you're a whitehat. That automatically makes you a whitehat and ethical.

Does saying I'm whitehat mean I can charge more?! I'm trying to maximize earnings for my SEO company.

Well, you should get Whitehat Certified by an organization no one's ever heard of and that will disappear in the next 15 seconds. If you can't find such an organization, make one up and certify yourself. You'll truly maximize your SEO company earnings.

Originally Posted by ADAM Web Design

If you can't find such an organization, make one up and certify yourself.

How do I get around the same-IP penalty for PageRank?! I can afford only one hosting package!

Its quite clear you have some serious issues with seo and don't know the first thing about business! Its lucky your site will never be found in the search engines, not many people will be ripped of i'm guessing!

Mmmm talk about SEO and Digital Point haters, not everybody who does SEO and uses Digital Point forums is woth making a thread to to mock them like this, all your doing is annoying a fellow forum meber who does some SEO and uses Digital Point forums.

Why even post in the SEO forums if this is your opinion of SEO?

I take it you enjoy just trying to annoy people?

There a word for people like that...

Originally Posted by aschwa

I want to make money doing SEO. I don't really know anything about it, but I have all the buzz words nailed. How do I get my company's page as the top result on all the SE's?

Link building is one the best way such as article, directory, bookmarking submission and lot more....

Originally Posted by MaanDAW

Link building is one the best way such as article, directory, bookmarking submission and lot more....

Please remove your signature... you are not worthy!

Originally Posted by aschwa

How do I get around the same-IP penalty for PageRank?! I can afford only one hosting package!

Use blogspot.com and wordpress.com to host your other sites for free. I hear they're really good and that all the top SEOs use them.

Originally Posted by aschwa

I'm going to have all my clients link to one another. And I'll have them spam every image's alt tags with misleading key word-laden descriptions. I'm going to make million$.

I wish you the greatest of success. Actually our fates are interlinked like a link brokerage farm. I watch enough baseball on TV to know what a short stop is, so I'm about to quit my job and be a pitcher for the Yankees.

When I get my $20 million a year contract, how much will you charge to make my WordPress hosted blog #1 for my keywords? I don't actually have any keywords, but that's besides the point.

Dude, I'm going to bat cleanup and be the starting left fielder for the Blue Jays just because I can spell J.P. Ricciardi's last name. So we're going to have to face off, dude. I can bat .400 off the tee, so you're totally gonna get pwned. Then I'm going to SEO-pwn you, too...just as soon as I learn what SEO is.

You're goin' down, n00b.

Originally Posted by Learning Newbie

When I get my $20 million a year contract, how much will you charge to make my WordPress hosted blog #1 for my keywords?

Since I am a whitehat SEO guru, I am going to charge you $2500 per keyword that you want me to target, as well as $500/year per keyword to continue to provide services on an ongoing basis.

My plan of action would be to first Digg and Reddit a couple of your more interesting posts (I have about 150 accounts that I use in a programmatic fashion to bump all of my submissions to the front). Then I will have you link-exchange with all my other clients, on pages made on their sites that specifically discuss your subject matter of baseball.

Of course we will have to make sure that all your pages have relevant keyword bloat. (I'm very good at disguising keyword bloat as potentially helpful material.)

How am I doing so far?

Originally Posted by aschwa

Since I am a whitehat SEO guru, I am going to charge you $2500 per keyword that you want me to target, as well as $500/year per keyword to continue to provide services on an ongoing basis.

My plan of action would be to first Digg and Reddit a couple of your more interesting posts (I have about 150 accounts that I use in a programmatic fashion to bump all of my submissions to the front). Then I will have you link-exchange with all my other clients, on pages made on their sites that specifically discuss your subject matter of baseball.

Of course we will have to make sure that all your pages have relevant keyword bloat. (I'm very good at disguising keyword bloat as potentially helpful material.)

How am I doing so far?

Thing is though fella why are you coming in this forum just to annoy people who do SEO/SEM?

Not all of us work in the ways your discribing I carnt belive the mods of the forum are allowing this to go on let alone encouraging it, why have an SEO forum if this is your opinion of SEO?

This thread is a complete joke and should have been trashed long ago if is simpley flaming, its just begging for an argument.