15 Funniest Webmaster Pick Up Lines

**DanWeiss** · 02:02 PM

Hello fellow webmasters!
As a pick up lines website owner and a member in this webmaster forum I thought maybe giving a little something back to the community, so I brainstormed an entire night and wrote some funny webmaster pick up lines for you to enjoy:

1. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the worst way to fall is with Google penalty…
2. I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you. (That was the day my website got promoted to PR5, by the way…)
3. So, you visit this website often?
4. Didn't I see you on the homepage of Vogue? What is it, PR6?
5. Is the Adobe homepage from Tennessee? Cause it's the only PR10 I see...
6. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you were banned from DigitalPoint for spamming...
7. So, should we go to your homepage or mine?
8. Do you have a sitemap? Because I just keep getting lost in your website…
9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and R together.
10. Is your website as beautiful on the inside as it is on the outside?
11. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your ClickBank password…
12. Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling on my laptop…
13. You must be in the wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Here it's just an HTML course for beginners...
14. My love for you is like the space on my web host server... never-ending!
15. (Email to competitor webmaster) "Was your father a thief? ’Cause someone stole one of my articles and put it on your website…”

**chrishirst** · 11-03-2009, 07:07 PM

Could have been worse! you could have posted the LEAST funniest (or maybe you did?)

**chrishirst** · 11-03-2009, 07:11 PM

BTW are the nights very short where you are??

**serandfae** · 11-03-2009, 08:27 PM

@chris --

Dan, I'd keep the day job, for as long as possible.

tim

**edgray** · 11-04-2009, 11:57 AM

not so great, though I like where number 5 was going... i often think of women in terms of PR...

**Clarence_82** · 11-04-2009, 01:38 PM

It is what it is...

**Knight13** · 11-11-2009, 01:03 AM

None of those were really funny, or at least they were not to me.

**chrishirst** · 11-11-2009, 05:18 AM

Maybe it was irony?

because not only do we not have any good "chat up lines", obviously we have no sense of humour either

**edgray** · 11-11-2009, 08:41 AM

us webmasters aren't renowned for either our prowess with the fairer sex or our ability to tell good jokes... there is a certain sad irony to the painfully bad chat up lines above...

**qwan** · 11-11-2009, 09:12 AM

Since you made it up yourself I give you credit.
But most of them are not even pickup lines.
3 and 4 are good, but you could have left out the PR stuff from no.4
13 and 14 are good.
I think you are too fixated on PR.
How about, You are so beautiful, that I wish I could password protect you and deny access to anyone else but me.

**DanWeiss** · 11-11-2009, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwan

Since you made it up yourself I give you credit.
But most of them are not even pickup lines.
3 and 4 are good, but you could have left out the PR stuff from no.4
13 and 14 are good.
I think you are too fixated on PR.
How about, You are so beautiful, that I wish I could password protect you and deny access to anyone else but me.

Some of these lines are funny only if you knew the original versions (the non website related versions).
I didn't expect people to laugh from all of them, but some of them are funny even if you don't know the original lines and that's already good.

**littlemoomin** · 11-13-2009, 01:50 PM

I am the CSS to your HTML.

Love that one! The other ones weren't funny... so just in case anyone was thinking about seriously using those just don't