I am intending to build an intrusion detection system. I need some help. I would be grateful if anyone has any references, any knowledge about the tools and the programming languages that would best suit developing such a project.

intrusion detection for what?

Physical presence (burglar alarm)
Software (Port scanning, trojan infiltration, Zombie attack etc)
Foreign bodies in food processing sort of thing

or something else?

as always sarcastic... i was going to do the same thing

Please reply to your topics Codingmaster.

can i shoot him...

No. Awt22 might call you "amerciain" if you do.

Originally Posted by D-not

No. Awt22 might call you "amerciain" if you do.

Yes, particularly with the wrong spelling of the word American! Haha

Yes, being call American wouldn't be so bad if he capitalized it properly and could spell worth a mark.

Hey I AM NOT AMERICAN!

I AM ENGLISH!

I LIKE MONTY PYTHON - AND I GET THE JOKES... i dont fake it

In that case do you want to be a lumberjack or a lion tamer?

I dont want to do this!

i dont want to sit here all day posting on a forum...

I want to be a LUMBERJACK!

Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Aspen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!

With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

"He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day."


I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


"He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea."

"He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day."


I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

"He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!"

"He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day."


I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

"He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!"


What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...

"He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day."

"He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day. "

Not that im a big python fan or anything...

if u have a search i once typed the whole parrot scetch from memory!

Acually I was not at my place so didn't reply...I want to build for software....